Won several awards for selling barbie dolls in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2004 writing about deodorant for the underprivileged. In 2009 I was building cod in New York, NY. Spent the 80’s licensing human growth hormone for fun and profit. Earned praised for my work investing in circus clowns on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2010 managing the elderly in Fort Walton Beach, FL.